Chapter 01: The Way of Kings, where cleverness backfires
Boom! A huge cross was stuck on the face of this hero, who fell backward to the ground! A valiant sacrifice!
What is happening?! My arm seems to have suddenly rusted and cannot move! A tremendous force is tightly wrapping around my arm!
Thus, the Legion of Fools declares all members deceased
Little Saint. Meatball Group! One year from today marks the anniversary of the three great heroes! Remember to bring my favorite pizza to see me! I have fallen under the spell of the Holy Night! Absolutely! At such a critical moment, hearing his call made me stop in my tracks, obediently turning my head, wearing an expression even uglier than crying as I faced him
There is no way around this, as the president of the Student Council is the top student in the entire school, while Yi Linxi happens to be the one with the poorest grades
0 points! Yilin Xi! Today, you must memorize 100 English words, otherwise you are not allowed to go back to sleep
Alas! What an arrogant fellow! I feel as if my face is about to be burned to ashes! I should have anticipated this dreadful attitude from the Holy Night! I truly do not understand what kind of spell has been cast, to actually run over with a lucky bag to give to him like those infatuated girls! What a disgraceful embarrassment!
Yilinxi! Do not sleep!
Due to intense jealousy, the Foolish Legion has finally turned against each other! The squid and the little cockroach bravely fell under the blows of this hero and Zheng Zhizhao!
Shasha shasha shasha
What is going on?! This damn guy! Isn't this just asking for trouble? Does he think it's amusing to mess with me? I must be out of my mind! I actually spent thirty yuan to buy three lucky bags for him! A full thirty yuan!
Ding! A brilliant idea has just appeared in this hero's mind! Stinky stone, since you are so eager to be alone with this hero, I will certainly cherish this opportunity and will not let you down! Wahahaha!
Thump thump thump thump
Idiot pig. Is it really that difficult to seriously memorize English words?
At that moment, the door was suddenly pushed open gently! The voice of Saint Yi came through clearly!
We, the two of us, are the luckiest, as Saint Saint Yi is helping us with tutoring
Huh? What?
I mechanically turned back, clenched my fists, and prepared to transform into a wind-chasing girl, escaping from the scene of the crime
Indeed! Those three old monsters in our family often gather around the mahjong table to 'repair the Great Wall'! It really gets quite noisy! Hehehe!
Damn it! You guys!
Hehehe, alright, alright
Shake shake shake ... ... shake shake shake ... ...
Ding ding ding! A massive clearance sale! The 'You Are Tough' brand lucky bags! If it doesn't work, you don't pay! Sounds of gongs and drums!
Just like in a movie's slow motion: slender and fair fingers gently loosen, and my gaze follows the oversized lucky bag as it slowly descends from the air to the ground, like a withered leaf in decay... Finally, "bang!" a cloud of dust is kicked up
I excitedly threw down my pen and made a big circle in place, then stretched out with a big yawn! Grilled fish! Cream cake! Here I come! Long live!
"Idiot pig! The book is upside down!" Another roar! Hoo hoo! My ears are about to be deafened!
"Boss, I, we wouldn't dare to deceive anyone but you!" The squid, in a fit of excitement, rubbed his hands together vigorously, almost generating sparks from the friction. "Boss, this, this fortune bag, we can offer it to you at a 30% discount! Only 30 yuan! Hehehehe!"
Then ... ... then ... ...
Alas! Who can tell me if there is anything more boring in this world than memorizing English vocabulary? I do not know who invented these strange and bizarre letters, and haphazardly combined them together, insisting that it constitutes a language!
"Yilinxi, is there a needle on the stool? Why do you keep twisting and turning?" Shengye frowned impatiently, raising his head to glare at me from the other side of the warm golden light of the desk lamp
Idiot pig, what are you up to again
Damn those meatball group, they have been disappearing these days, claiming to be busy with business. Even today they haven't taken a break, so I had no choice but to invite the bulb-headed one to see what they are up to! I didn't expect to witness such a bustling scene! Has the supermarket clearance sale moved to the entrance of Maple Forest?
Saint... Saint Night President! You... you misunderstood! It wasn't me... it wasn't me..." I desperately waved my hands trying to explain, but I was so scared that I could hardly make a sound
The esteemed experts of the Genius Legion collected the answer sheets we had completed, all of them bowing their heads, furrowing their brows as they graded our responses... Ten minutes later...
rumbling
The beauty trap... it turns out that this is how it is...
"What are you doing?" Sheng Ye glanced at the large red fortune bag I pulled out of my pocket, his voice as cold as dry ice. In an instant, it extinguished the little courage I had just mustered.
I often come to the student council president's office, but I never noticed that the sound of the wall clock was as loud as it is today! The rhythmic "tick-tock" sounds are like a lullaby, making it hard for this hero to keep my eyes open!
The despicable Maruko group, upon seeing the Saint Night return for revenge, shamelessly shrank behind this hero, pushing me forward to serve as a human shield
Wū ... ... wū ... ...
Now! Immediately! Clean it up for me right away!
Zheng Zhizhao crossed his arms behind his head, looking like he was enjoying the show, and leisurely whistled a tune
... ...
Don't push! Don't push! Holy Night! Holy Night President!
Isn't there a sign at the entrance of Maple Forest High School that says "Wishing the candidates a smooth joint examination"? Yet, why do I feel like this place resembles a bustling market? Today is the day of the joint examination!
I could not help but cover my mouth with a book, fearing that I might involuntarily exclaim in awe, while my body unconsciously moved closer to the sacred night, wanting to observe it more closely
No one ... ... is supporting ... ... '' Zheng Zhizhao turned to look at the girl who was being cornered and blocked off during the Holy Night, desperately rolling her eyes at me, her eyeballs almost turning inside out!
Oh ho ho ho! It has been said that I, Yi Linxi, am a hero of both wisdom and courage. Now, who dares to doubt it?! Look, just a slight maneuver from this hero, and the swarm of big flies and small mosquitoes surrounding the Holy Night fled as if they had been repelled by incense, each one escaping faster than the last, hum hum hum hum!
Dong
A wisp of blue smoke, a small mound of earth rises slowly from above my head
Bang
On the left side of the long table in the center of the student council president's office sits the Genius Legion
Hmm? Why is there no response! I turned my head and found that Sheng Ye was sitting motionless in the chair beside me! His head was slightly bowed, and his chestnut-colored hair softly fell to his ears
The English word for banana is 'banana'
Little ... ... Xi? Brother, what happened to your face? What are you all ... ... doing? ! '' Sheng Yi stood at the door, holding two bags filled with food, staring blankly at Sheng Ye's face covered in cream, then glancing at my 'sinful hands', surprised to the point of raising her voice.
The best? Little Qiang and the squid exchanged a knowing glance, then pulled out from the bottom of the box a red cloth bag that was twice the size of an ordinary fortune bag, with a large character "Jue" on it.
I stared blankly at his expectant eyes. Suddenly, I slapped Xiao Sheng on the shoulder and said, "Who said I was going to buy it! I just felt sorry for him because no one was supporting him during the Holy Night joint examination, so out of pity, I decided to give him one! Xiao Yi will definitely make you a super limited edition one in advance when it's your turn to take the exam!"
Clap.
Wuwuwuwu! How cruel!
Grandfather God! ... It seems that things have really become deadlocked ...
Oh? But... but..." Watching Shengye walk past me without looking back and heading into the school gate, my hand tightly clenched around the lucky bag in my pocket grew tighter and tighter, one second... two seconds... three seconds... If I don't send it now, there will really be no chance left
Bang
Everyone, let's do our best
What? ... ! Lick. ... ... ... Lick lick lick lick ... ? ... Clean? !
Alas! Had I known earlier, I would not have needed to act the hero to save him, with not a shred of gratitude, yet he still seeks to oppress me!
However, it is quite strange
After a muffled sound, the door swung open, revealing a giant human flesh sandbag on the floor
Wow
The beauty trap? Alas! It turns out that the three fools from the Maruko group bought a lucky bag, intending to take advantage of the warming relationship between themselves and the Holy Night during this period, and sneakily send him a cursed lucky bag, catching him completely off guard
Oh no—my mind must be stuck, to have committed such a bold and suicidal act. I trembled as I turned around, and sure enough, a row of plaster statues at the door was swaying slightly in the wind! The ones shaking the most were the little saint and the bulb-headed figure!
Next, it is time for this hero... rumble...
Oh... this... this should be like this... but it seems to be like that? Oh well, forget it, since I don't know, I'll just write based on my sixth sense!
Alas! ... This ... ... this sound. ... ... ... It ... ... seems to be. ... ... ... It is ... ! ... Holy Night ! !
Bang
Eh? Seiya, have you eaten popping candy? Why does your voice sound so... bouncy?! I tilted my head in curiosity, studying Seiya, who was sitting across from me with the answer sheet, trembling all over like a running engine, and cutely blinked her eyes!
Alright, time's up. Not a second more, not a second less. At the command of the Holy Night, we, sitting opposite the Genius Legion, could no longer contain ourselves and eagerly dropped our pens, as if we had finally come back to life, letting out a long sigh
Oh... oh..." I approached him with a sorrowful expression, standing on my tiptoes... Suddenly, my body went rigid!
Child, there is no need to be nervous, just answer the questions seriously! Mother is waiting for you outside! This lucky bag will bless you!
Old man, boss, you wouldn't betray us, would you
Stinky stone? ! '' I tentatively called out again, but there was still no response from the Holy Night! ... He ... ... seems to be ... ... seems to be asleep!
After a full five seconds, Sheng Ye finally came to his senses from his state of shock. He clearly took a deep breath, coldly lowered his eyelids, and lightly tossed out a remark: "A wish bag? Would you be so kind? I think I'll pass..." Then, as if he had encountered some kind of germ, he pinched the corner of the wish bag with two fingers.
I awkwardly pouted, lowering my head. My whole body moved sideways step by step like a crab, inching towards the night of pilgrimage, "Um... that... um... here you go..."
A fierce Yilinxi with devilish horns roared, and I gulped nervously, steadying myself! ... Holy Night ...! ... I can't be blamed for this! A little bit of eyebrow here! ! ! A small mustache under the nose for you! ! Hmm ... ! A bit more on the chin as well. ... ... Wahahaha! The cream has blossomed on the face of Holy Night! How can the cake bought by the trio of meatballs be so small, not enough for this hero to squander! ... ... Wahahaha! The cream has blossomed on the face of Holy Night! How can the cake bought by the trio of meatballs be so small, not enough for this hero to squander! I am excitedly preparing to draw a stinky stone on Holy Night's forehead with the last bit!
"Xiao Xi! Brother! Are you hungry? I brought some delicious food..."
I raised an eyebrow, chuckling softly as I quickly reached out and took a handful of the cream cake, then stealthily approached the Holy Night, slowly bringing that greasy, fragrant claw closer to it
However, the sorcery of that foul stone has become increasingly formidable. I do not know why, but whenever I see his face, I lose even the courage to resist. I hang my head, purse my lips, and sit down with a furrowed brow, weakly picking up the book: "I... I understand..."
Yi Linxi
... ...
Little Saint will assist you in your studies with utmost diligence and will not take a perfunctory approach
How annoying! Another exam! However, the announcement states that in order to achieve good results, there will be a buddy program pairing high achievers with low achievers
What are you saying
Boss! This is the treasure of our trio!
Hooray! The Earth has been destroyed! Who doesn't know that the fearless hero Yilinxi is most afraid of—exams! This must be yet another one of those old geezers' wicked ideas! Damn it!
At this moment, a group of individuals, each carrying a wooden box for selling cigarettes, excitedly ran towards us
I got it! Ugh... After being yelled at by Holy Night, I reluctantly withdrew my gaze from Holy Night's face. With my left hand, I rubbed the bump on my head, while my right hand held a pen, flipping through the book and casually doodling.
I hesitantly asked, "What will happen if someone accepts the wish-granting fortune bag?"
Hmph. That guy, Sheng Ye, really has no regard for my dignity, completely disregarding my status as a great hero. My hands, tucked into my pockets, remain motionless, refusing to engage. "The lucky bag the boy gave me? I have no such peculiar interest."
"Did I allow you to eat?" Just as I was about to take a bite, a hand suddenly snatched the plate from my hands. I saw that Holy Night, with a sullen face and without saying a word, walked to the door, cast a final glance at the trio of meatballs, and forcefully slammed the door shut.
Yilinxi, you must remain calm! Absolutely!
Ah?! The Meatball Trio, what are you sneaking around here for?! I immediately recognized Meatball's chubby bun-like face, shouted, dropped the textbook in my hand, and dashed to the door, flinging it open!
Bang
The Idiot Legion has lost one member
Hehe! Looking at their owner again, sitting in the chair with a serious expression, occasionally flipping through the pages of a book. Wow! Today I suddenly discovered that the way the smelly stone quietly reads is really handsome! A few strands of chestnut-colored hair gently cascade down, brushing against his bright, obsidian-like eyes. His long eyelashes slightly droop, casting a shadow like a dense little fan on his fair skin. His thin lips gently press together when he is not shouting, resembling a flower that is about to bloom. A few strands of chestnut-colored hair gently cascade down, brushing against his bright, obsidian-like eyes. His long eyelashes slightly droop, casting a shadow like a dense little fan on his fair skin. His thin lips gently press together when he is not shouting, resembling a flower that is about to bloom. ... Hoo hoo! The curve of his profile is truly enchanting...
Suddenly, a massive encirclement composed entirely of girls moved swiftly towards the school gate, accompanied by a thick cloud of smoke and the cacophony of countless quacking sounds!
Alas! This is bad! In a moment of impulse, it seems I have angered the Holy Night! ... His level of fury has greatly exceeded the safety threshold ...! ... It appears that this place is not suitable for prolonged stay; the thirty-six stratagems suggest that fleeing is the best option! Before the Holy Night snaps my neck, I should quickly escape!
Bang
Continue memorizing vocabulary! Do not leave the desk without my command! Suddenly, a roar erupted on Holy Night!
Tick-tock—tick-tock—tick-tock—tick-tock—
I suddenly completely forgot what the lucky bag in my hand was for, instinctively treating it as a large bomb. With a flick of my hand, I forcefully smashed it towards Sheng Ye's back of the head!
You are doomed.
My heart seems to have been fitted with springs, wildly bouncing and leaping in my chest! Yet my body feels as if it has been coated with super glue from head to toe, completely stiff and unable to move! ... Holy ...! ... It seems that Holy Night is just like me, as if even his eyelashes cannot move!
"Hahaha, you three still have some conscience!" I brought it over, leaned in and took a deep sniff, gurgle gurgle! Wow! I am really hungry!
Hmph. Truly, when a hero makes a move, it is difficult not to hit the mark every time! The anger missile that was just launched indeed struck the target! It accurately hit the head of the Holy Night, and then with a "thud," it fell to the ground behind him!
Ah ah—three cries of despair echoed outside the door
The holy night came to a halt ... Turning his back to me, he slowly raised his right hand to cover the back of his head where he had just been shot, a dark energy that seemed to rise from the very depths of hell surged upward from his heels to the crown of his head ... rising upward ...
Ding
On such a holy night, even if he is old, he should be the most handsome old man in the world! ... I stared at him in a daze, feeling my heart racing wildly and then gradually calming down ... I just want to keep looking like this ...
The Idiot Legion has lost two members
"Boss, you are quite naive!" Xiao Qiang pretended to be profound as he smacked his lips, "Since it is a tradition, there must be rules! Whether it is a wish candy or a curse candy, once accepted, it must be consumed before the exam! Otherwise, it will be more dangerous than eating the curse candy... Hehehe... You will be unlucky for a whole year..."
Senior! Please accept my lucky bag! I beg you! Take it!
I looked at the holy night in disbelief, and he seemed to have just reacted as well... After the tremendous impact, the Earth returned to an extraordinarily abnormal calm... The air felt as if it had solidified, making even breathing difficult
Since this morning, a series of wails have been continuously heard near the bulletin board by the playground! After being bombarded with angry glares for an entire day, I was just about to escape with my backpack after school when I was caught red-handed by the Holy Night, who had already figured out my escape route, right at the classroom door! Amidst the envious gazes of the surrounding girls, I was unceremoniously grabbed by the collar and dragged into the newly arranged office of the student council president like a mop.
The hero's missile of wrath—launch!
Alas ...! ... Truly worthy of being colleagues in the student council! Not only were their movements perfectly synchronized, but the three hands also simultaneously slammed a mock exam paper down in front of us pitiful creatures, and even the slogans they shouted were identical! Sandwiched among these oddballs, little Sheng is indeed unfortunate, awkwardly smiling as he gently placed the two exam papers in front of Squid and Xiaoqiang.
A variety of strange and jarring sounds "whoosh whoosh whoosh" drilled straight into my ears! It was like an old radio incessantly crackling and buzzing with chaotic noises! People were tightly packed in layers, and from a distance, it looked as if a multitude of super cabbages had sprouted overnight at the school gate
Wait a moment
I don't know how long I've been memorizing words; outside the window, it has long been pitch black! I only feel my eyelids fighting against each other. To prevent myself from dozing off and being struck by the Holy Night's thunder, I let out a big yawn and casually asked, "Stinky stone, don't you find it annoying to face these letters every day?"
Therefore, our secret drill, GO! GO! GO!
Congratulations to the boss on the successful beauty scheme
"Stinky rock! My brothers... kindly sent you a lucky bag, what kind of attitude is that!" I shouted furiously, my blood rushing to my head. "I don't believe it! Is it really that difficult to accept a lucky bag?" I forcefully pulled his hand away and firmly stuffed the lucky bag into his pocket, pressing it down hard, "Keep it! Keep it! Keep it!"
Oh? Xiaoxi, are you going to buy a lucky bag? Who are you planning to give it to?" Shengyi saw the lucky bag in my hand and quickly came over, fluttering her eyes at me like a curious baby.
Bang!
Yilinxi
The smoke of gunpowder fills the air ... ... The smoke of gunpowder fills the air ... ...
The eyes of Holy Night seemed ready to spit fire, his brows tightly knitted together, his teeth chattering, and his face twitching, even the grip on my arm was slightly trembling. If he were a machine gun, I would have probably turned into a beehive by now! Wow wow wow wow! Holy Night is erupting!
You casually trample on my feelings like this! Go to hell!
Oh... Xiaoqiang, Squid, your scores are 30 and 25, you need to work harder!
On Christmas Eve, Sheng Ye quickly turned his face away, "Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!" He swiftly pulled out several tissues to temporarily wipe the cream off his face, then glared at me fiercely. I hurriedly lowered my head, fearing that his gaze would scorch me!
Ah! ... Yet when I truly drew near to him, my movements unconsciously slowed down ... ... Looking at the peacefully sleeping Holy Night, the expression on his face seemed much softer than usual ... ! It was as if Holy Night had also become gentle in an instant, his eyelashes trembling slightly with calm breaths, as if gently plucking at the strings of my heart ... ...
"Hmm?" Saint Night looked me up and down, his eyes flickering as if he were wearing a pair of transparent glasses, seeing through all the little calculations in this hero's mind. "It's already good enough that you aren't causing trouble! Step aside! Don't block my way!"
Alas, I can hardly bear it! I looked up at the Holy Night, which was almost buried under a pile of fortune bags, and my heart began to beat anxiously! This wretched stone! Knowing that it is so detestable yet still so ostentatious! Gazing at the Holy Night, which was surrounded tightly, I felt as if my heart was boiling with pickled cabbage hot pot, with sour gas bubbling out in waves!
feces
Master Uncle, you are truly too polite; how could we possibly have the audacity to mind!
Idiot pig! Well... thank you!
Hahaha! What should I draw? Since it is white, let me see what a stinky stone looks like when it turns into an old stone!
Resentment! Resentment! I can only feel a surge of green smoke suddenly rising from the top of my head, shooting straight into the sky! Ah ah ah! My brain is about to explode! How could he, he, he, he do this!
I will make you turn into a dead fish first
Indeed! Indeed! ...! Both hands. ... ... Oh no! Both feet agree!
lucky bag
Long live! Congratulations to the boss for bringing down the Holy Night!
A menacing voice slowly emerged from the throat of the Holy Night, causing me to gulp nervously
Suddenly, a creature with a human head and a dog body, resembling a Yilinxi, appeared in my mind, extending its tongue and incessantly licking Saint Night's face
Tick... tick... tick... tick...
Ah! Come and see, come and see! The latest announcement from the student council! Before the final evaluation of the high school drama competition, all secondary schools preparing to participate in the 'Top 10 University Ranking Competition' must take part in a 'Midterm Provincial Unified Examination'!
Ah! President of the Holy Night!
Hehehe... your head is like a bun
"Wishing bags? Hehe, it would be more accurate to call them love bags!" Xiao Qiang had an expression as if he were buying a dog skin plaster. "Many of the famous 'proofreaders' who graduated from Fenglin High School are connected through these wishing bags! Therefore, nowadays, many girls not only wish for the boys they like to do well in the joint entrance examination, but also pray to become their lovers! It's incredibly effective! This is why this tradition has been passed down through the years!"
"Little Master Uncle..." The Maruko group called out respectfully in a thunderous voice
You, complete this paper within 30 minutes
Uh... I turned my eyes around and glanced at Xiaoqiang awkwardly, "I am the invincible hero, of course I must buy the best fortune bag!"
At that moment, I saw a familiar figure following far behind Saint Night—he was wearing a cap with a long brim, pulled down low, revealing only half of his face. ... Is it ...? ... Little Saint? ! Oh my God! How did he get here!
Bang bang
Yilin Xi ! Squid & Xiaoqiang ! Zheng Zhizhao ! Meatball !
"Boss... Boss..." At this moment, a cautious voice suddenly came from the doorway.
What?! Mother gorilla?! Run quickly!
Hmph! Consider yourselves clever! I proudly flicked my ponytail, took a bold step forward, and confidently declared, "Keep the accounts!"
Bang
However, this hero is still entering the bedroom of Saint Night for the first time! To be honest, the arrangement of the stinky stone's room is quite nice! ... The sky blue curtains, the sky blue bed sheets, all look very refreshing ...
Xiao Sheng looked at us for a moment, and the three of us fell into silence, saying nothing. Xiao Sheng simply walked over and placed everything on the table, then silently took out each item one by one
50 points ... ... um, better than I imagined
Hmph, I have no intention of letting you make up for any practice!
Hehehe... I want to eat fried dough cakes...
As I rubbed my ears and turned my head, I suddenly noticed that there was no expression on Xiao Sheng's face, while Sheng Ye's voice seemed to be filled with popping candy
Accept my wish fortune bag! Wow! The holy night is looking this way!
I felt a cold light flash in front of me! The blood in my entire body instantly froze into ice! I slowly turned my head, trembling with fear as I gazed towards the holy night!
Creaking sound
Bang
The mother gorilla raised her head and looked sternly at the counterpart sitting opposite her—the meatball gorilla
What?! A poor student?! This hero should not be within this category! Hmph!
I scrutinized it carefully and asked in confusion, "Is it really that useful!"
Yilinxi! No singing!
I retaliated! Without any courtesy, I delivered a blow to each of the two individuals. Instinctively, I glanced to the side and fortunately, all the girls' attention was completely captivated by the Holy Night.
Yilinxi! Are you a sheep?! How could you eat a book?! Spit it out!!
I write, write, write! I memorize, memorize, memorize!
After more than ten rounds, Holy Night has exhausted all the reasons in the world to strike this hero on the head with his palm! I have a height sufficient to be recorded in the "Guinness World Records" on my head, resembling a "candied hawthorn skewer". My eyes look as if someone has punched me, with two dark circles appearing! Coupled with my pale complexion, hair resembling fluffy cotton candy, and lips as dry as camphor bark! The so-called fierce ghost must be exactly how this hero looks right now! Coupled with my pale complexion, hair resembling fluffy cotton candy, and lips as dry as camphor bark! The so-called fierce ghost must be exactly how this hero looks right now!
Oh... I forgot to mention that after COUPLE ended, Xiao Sheng actually took the initiative to introduce himself to the Maruko group. Fortunately, Sheng Ye did not lose his temper. I also made the Maruko group and the light bulb head take a solemn oath to keep it absolutely confidential! So now everyone is acquainted! Now, Song Yoon-ah and Shui Linglong have also joined, and given the imminent threat, we can't afford to be too concerned. However, with their unwavering loyalty to Sheng Ye, they definitely won't leak any information!
Holy Night! Saint Yi! Song Yoon-ah! Shui Linglong!
Nonsense! Utterly and completely nonsense!
Hiss hiss hiss hiss—hiss hiss hiss hiss—
Dong Dong ... ...
After water is electrolyzed, is it ... dead fish and foul gas ? ! ''
I turn my neck slowly and laboriously backward like a rusty robot
Old man, big brother, do you not know about this thing? We are selling lucky bags! A few more and we can relax for the afternoon exam!
Ah! President of the Holy Night! This is a lucky bag I made with my own hands
Boss, which lucky bag do you actually want to buy? Hehehe! The squid rubbed its hands and squeezed in front of me, its eyes turning into two "".
The grouping list for the "One-on-One" activity... No way!! It's President Shengye and Yi Linxi again?!
Clang clang
You three ... ...
40 points? Zheng Zhizhao, your performance is truly poor! However, you are quite lucky to have Miss Song Yoon-ah to tutor you. As long as you put in the effort, the 'midterm joint examination' should not be a problem.
On the right side of the long table in the center of the student council president's office sits the Idiot Legion
Damn it, does that foul stone, Saint Night, think that this hero's head is a pot for practicing Iron Sand Palm? ...! Woe is me... ... ... He says that this hero's foundational skills are too poor and that I must receive individual basic tutoring. As a result, this hero was dragged by Saint Night to his room above the student council president's office, sitting face to face at the desk.
The Idiot Legion has lost four members
Alas... I firmly oppose violence! I gloomily covered the bump on my head, pouting in dissatisfaction and muttering, "This great hero was kindly helping you clear the way, so you could enter the school smoothly to take the exam, yet you repay kindness with enmity! Hmph!"
The tutoring battle begins! Introduction of both factions!
Oh my! I must have been too excited just now! I didn't even notice when the holy night arrived! I only feel that my petrified body has suddenly cracked open with numerous fissures, and with the slightest movement, it would shatter into countless pieces!
Oh no! I! I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything!
My head buzzed, and flashes of static snowflakes from the television before it broke down flickered through my mind. Before I could regain my senses, Sheng Ye had already turned and walked towards the teaching building, opening the lucky bag and stuffing the candies from inside into her mouth
Cough cough—ah! This is not good! Mother Jin Gang has arrived! She said that anyone who delivers the lucky bags will be dealt with severely!
Suddenly, it seems like fireworks bursting in the sky during the New Year, as two pink clouds unexpectedly appear on the fair cheeks of the holy night! Moreover, this pink hue deepens, gradually transforming into the colors of the sunset glow!
This... this is the gift I gave you to get rid of me! I pushed the lucky bag in front of Seiya with a hint of annoyance, instinctively taking this remedial action, not wanting to be looked down upon by that arrogant Seiya!
What do you mean by that! This dimwit usually acts so foolishly, yet at this moment suddenly becomes clever! Are you intentionally trying to make things difficult for this hero!
That damned stinky stone, how could he turn his back on a hero! Has he forgotten that on the day of the COUPLE, it was I, the great hero, who turned the tide and saved him and Little Saint?
Bang
Oh dear
And on Christmas Eve, she turned around, glanced at me still holding my hands up, and nonchalantly walked back to her desk, sat down, and opened a book
Just as I was about to bring a piece of grilled fish to my mouth, my gaze suddenly fixated on the beautiful cream of the cake
rumbling
The builders of the Great Wall are the Three Oddities of the Yi Family and A Fu
Indeed! The group of round ones nodded vigorously in unison, and suddenly produced a large handful of colorful paper pieces from somewhere, throwing them over my head!
"Do not make such a disgusting expression at me!" Strange! Sheng Ye did not seem as furious as I had imagined; he actually bent down to pick up the lucky bag that had fallen on the ground, held it in his hand and looked at it, then raised his head and gazed at me expressionlessly, "Did you buy this?"
What is this? Not only do we have to take art exams, but we also have to take subject knowledge exams! The requirements are getting higher and higher
Yilinxi! What are you scribbling on the paper?
Bang
"Little Saint—Little Saint—" I cupped my hands around my mouth, bending down cautiously as I approached him.
Oh God! Buddha! Doraemon! Shin-chan! Can anyone tell me if I have already kicked the bucket? Why is it suddenly so quiet around me? Just now, during the holy night, when he was talking to me, it seemed like he was smiling? ... Although this great hero is full of charm, I really did not expect that he would suddenly change his mind again
Maple Forest brand lucky bag! A century-old quality! Last ten pieces! Super value enjoyment! La la la ... ... La la la ... ... '' Horn sound!
Ha ha! Just wait and see the scene when I, the great hero, receive the lucky bag on Christmas Eve, overwhelmed with excitement and tears streaming down my face
What are you daydreaming about? Memorize the vocabulary! Bang!
Do you want to die? That damned guy actually nonchalantly tossed his backpack over his right shoulder and walked straight towards the school! Oh my goodness! This is too much! It's so inhumane! That despicable bastard with no conscience!
Woe! ... Good ...! ... So terrifying! ! On Christmas Eve, Sheng Ye furrowed his brows tightly, his face pale, and his eyes resembled two cannons burning with rage, aimed directly at my forehead, as if ready to blow me to smithereens at any moment
This is actually intended to encourage participating schools to demonstrate their strengths in various aspects
Bang
I... I... I... stumbled and turned around, crashing into the desk! Without caring that my right hand was covered in slippery cream, I grabbed a pen from the table! The pen slipped from my palm with a thud, but I didn't bother to pick it up; I just lowered my head and recited the words in the notebook on the desk, "word... word word word..."
With a loud bang, it seemed as if a massive planet had collided with the Earth
Late-night snacks? As soon as I hear the words "late-night snacks," I immediately feel excited! Wow, the delicious aroma of creamy cake, and my favorite grilled fish!
Ah! Boss! Xiao Zhao! You have come!
I could not afford to think too much and took a deep breath, shouting: "Stop!"
Hoho! This hero is indeed invincible in the world! It makes no sense that I can't even give away gifts! Hahaha!
Ah, the end of the world is here!
Ah! Snap! It feels as if Saint Night and I have suddenly been struck by the acupressure point, propelling us forcefully in opposite directions!
Oh... ? ... What kind of scene is this! ? Gulp. ! I stared wide-eyed in astonishment, unable to help but "gulp" down some saliva.
Hahaha! Truly, I am favored by the heavens! This hero has been troubled and tormented by those annoying letters, and the terrifying monitor has unexpectedly shut off! Hoo! This hero has wasted an entire day of brain cells today, and now I can finally take a break!
I have also heard of this tradition! Zheng Zhizhao rolled his eyes and explained to me, "Every year on the day of important exams at Maple Forest High School, everyone goes to the candy store to buy a lot of Gine candies for making wishes, and then they put the candies into good luck bags. On the morning of the first day of the exam, they give them to the opposite sex they like or dislike. If it is given to someone they like, they will add their blessings and wishes into the candies during the processing. However, if it is given to someone they dislike, they will infuse their hatred and curses into the candies. By the way, as far as I know, the most unfortunate victim at Maple Forest High School was a boy who offended a girl. After eating the cursed candy he received on the day of the college entrance examination, he fell into a deep sleep for three days and three nights, and by the time he woke up, the exam had already ended!" If it is given to someone they like, they will add their blessings and wishes into the candies during the processing. However, if it is given to someone they dislike, they will infuse their hatred and curses into the candies. By the way, as far as I know, the most unfortunate victim at Maple Forest High School was a boy who offended a girl. After eating the cursed candy he received on the day of the college entrance examination, he fell into a deep sleep for three days and three nights, and by the time he woke up, the exam had already ended!
Hold your breath ... ... Hold your breath ... ...
Seeing the colorful little cloth bags hanging from the swaying wooden box in front of the Maruko group, I curiously took one out: "The exam is about to start in the afternoon! What are you all doing? What is this thing?"
What? Go to hell
Brother! I saw Shengye squatting at the school gate, holding his stomach and looking pale. Shengyi quickly walked over.
Saint Night halted its steps, turned its head, and glanced at me with an expressionless face from the corner of its eye, "What are you doing?"
Indeed! Just think about it, if water were to be decomposed, the fish in the water would no longer be able to survive, right? They would simply become dead fish. Moreover, when the fish see that there is no water, they would surely be very frightened. They would be so scared that they might even release a foul odor. Therefore, after the decomposition of water, we would end up with dead fish and foul smells. Oh ho ho ho. This analysis of the answer is quite insightful, isn't it?
Oh my goodness! Boss! We are here to bring you a late-night snack! Oh... " Xiao Qiang struggled to get up from the ground, barely managing to support the tray.
Yi Lin Xi
Indeed! Last time, a foreigner was buying bananas from an old man, and I heard him say it like this, 'xiang jiao'! Hehe! (Author's note: This is the pronunciation when foreigners speak Chinese.)
What are you doing? ! Ugh ... ...
Wuwuwu! How annoying! I still want to give the Christmas Eve president a lucky bag! But I also don't want to be beheaded!
No, no... um! Wuwu... I was shaking my head and nodding in a state of nervous confusion.
Easy ... ... Lin ... ... Hope ... ...
No need, no need!" Saint Yi hurriedly waved his hands at the two people who were constantly rubbing their heads, "Just call me Xiao Sheng.
"Idiot pig." Huh? ... Holy Night ...? ... Was he just teaching me?! Oh no! How infuriating! I actually took "idiot pig" as my nickname!
BI - BI - BI! BI! BI! Damn! Why is there suddenly an alarm sound! I was startled, and even Sheng Ye raised his head, ah! I was so scared that I quickly shrank back into my seat, covering my face with a book. What is going on? Am I being burned by fire? Why is my face so hot! My heart is pounding so fast! Hoo! Hoo!
Little Sheng suddenly lowered his head, then raised it again, blinking his bright, sparkling eyes, looking at me with a pitiful expression, "Why doesn't Xiao Xi give it to me? I want it too!"
"Nothing is allowed to be eaten until it is memorized!" The cold voice of the holy night struck down on my head like an iceberg from the sky
Bang! When this thought slipped out of my mind, I shivered all over, startled by myself! Ugh, ugh, ugh! Yi Linxi, I really didn't expect you to be such a lovesick fool! Do you want to become the lovesick fool you once looked down upon? Have you forgotten how many blows that nasty stone sent your way today? You can't even count them, can you? Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!! Have you forgotten how many blows that nasty stone sent your way today? You can't even count them, can you? Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!
What... what are you all saying?! Was that... was that just now a cursed fortune bag?! And... and it even contained a laxative?! Because of the shock and fear, every word that came out of my throat was trembling
Quack—quack—quack—quack
Could it be a gift for Christmas Eve..." Zheng Zhizhao glanced at me sideways, looking at me with disdain.
Saint Night President! I have poured all my love into this lucky bag! Please be sure to accept it! Saint Night President!
After listening to Zheng Zhizhao recount the eerie legend of the fortune bag, I couldn't shake the feeling that a chilling breeze was sweeping past me, causing me to shiver involuntarily. This fortune bag seems to be even more formidable than a hidden weapon! However, I quickly shifted my gaze and exclaimed, "Then in the future, when receiving candies, no matter what they are, just refuse them all and there will be no problem!"